come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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