The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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