I want to stick my p in your. b.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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