He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You left your underwear on the fireplace
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
