Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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