I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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