For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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