I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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