Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
