I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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