my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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