left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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