You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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