I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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