Walk of Shame. In a state park.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just high enough for therapy.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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