Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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