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say what?
wanna hang out?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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