It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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