I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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