I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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