D3 body, D1 cock
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We have so much sex to catch up on
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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