xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize