She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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