At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
smell my finger.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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