It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
