; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize