Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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