ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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