i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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