Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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