I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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