Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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