There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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