She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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