Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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