I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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