My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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