The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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