dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
honey bunches of taint.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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