I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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