hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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