Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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