Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
