apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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