i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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