why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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