So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
