I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
