were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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