Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just pee around me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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