Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he puts the penis in happiness.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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