Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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