the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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