i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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