Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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