So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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